Category Archives: humour

Don’t Judge If You’re Not A Parent

This is for those who don’t have kids. Advertisements

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How Do You Play?

I thought that this was quite brilliant.

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Too True

Sigh. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

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A Little Levity

I love this man.

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Too Much?

Me: Oh, come here Boo-Boo. Let me get that booger in your nose. My friend: Eeeeww! You pick your son’s nose? That’s gross! Me: How is that gross? I wipe s**t off his balls everyday! My friend: (pause) I really … Continue reading

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I’m Not A Bad Mommy! Really

When I found out that I was going to be mother, I made a list. You know which one I’m talking about. It’s the list of things that you vow you’re going to do as a parent. This list is … Continue reading

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Mom Dictionary

AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-year-old to eat strained beets APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes BABY: 1. Dad, when he gets a cold. 2. Mom’s youngest child, even if he’s 42 BATHROOM: a … Continue reading

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