Oh Boy

I must say that pre-teens and teenagers have some pretty fine picks to choose from these days. Back in the day, the celebrity guys that I had crushes on certainly weren’t like the young hotties today.

I’ve mentioned in another post of my fondness for Robert Pattinson. No, I haven’t seen the movie. But, he does look damn cute in pictures and seems remarkably down-to-earth. In fact, he seems befuddled by all the attention and mayhem surrounding him. Being unaware of your own fabulosity is so endearing.

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But, look out Rob. There seems to be a rival for your adoration.

Taylor Lautner.

Poor guy. Everyone had just about written him off for the sequel to “Twilight”. They said that he was too short and scrawny for the role of Jacob.

Ain’t it amazing what adding 26 pounds of muscle will do? Holy shizznit!

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This guy is only seventeen? I really hope that it was all natural. Steroids may help you look good. But, what do you think is going to happen when you take your pants off and she sees that your boys are the size of raisins? See ya!

Hmmm…Vampire or werewolf? Pale brooding bloodsucker with possessive tendencies or well-cut man-beast with split personality?

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Omigod! It just occurred to me that I’m old enough to be Taylor Lautner’s mother!

I’m so dirty.

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About myra36

parent, housewife, advocate, diva
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2 Responses to Oh Boy

  1. Cyndi says:

    LOL – I’m lovin’ all these pics. Yum. You naughty cougar! :)

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