What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated? – 6 years (I was the older one)
Ever been in a car wreck? – Nope. Knock on wood.
Were you popular in high school? – Um, I guess so but it was a pretty small, close-knit school. Being all-girls, it was remarkable that there wasn’t more bitches.
Have you ever been on a blind date? – No, thank God!
Are looks important? – Looks are an accident but they can take you far unfortunately.
Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more? – YES!
By what age would you like to be married? – Too late!
Does the number of people a person has slept with affect your view of them? – No
Have you ever made a mistake? – Everyday
Are you a good tipper? – I try to be
What’s the most you have spent for a haircut? – About 35 dollars. Yay, mall discount!
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? – Yes, Mr. Burghardt in Grade 11-13.
Have you ever peed in public? – Behind a bush. I was drunk.
What song do you want played at your funeral? – Something you can dance to
Would you tell your parents if you were gay? – I would tell my mother. And, she would tell my father.
What would your last meal be before getting executed? – Champagne, foie gras, truffles, oysters, chocolate torte….anything and everything decadent.
Beatles or Stones? – Neither. The Clash all the way!
Beer, wine or hard liquor? – All three? Vodka.
Do you have any phobias? – Clowns
What are your plans for the future? – Be a good mother, a good wife, and a good person. Get some vodka.
Do you walk around the house naked? – Used to. Prefer not to with a toddler running around.
If you were an animal what would you be? – Bonobo ape. Apparently, they have sex ALL THE TIME!
Would you rather be blind or deaf? – Deaf
Do you have any special talents? – I think I’m a pretty good dancer. And, I can pick things up off the floor with my toes.
Do you like horror or comedy? – Comedy
Are you missing anyone? – Grandparents (both my dad’s parents and my mom’s dad)
If you weren’t straight, what person of the same sex would you do? – Angelina Jolie
Where do you want to live when you are old? – A castle in Spain.
Who is the person you can count on the most? – My hubby
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be? – Too many! Past, Joe Strummer. Present, Gerard Butler.
What did you dream of last night? – I don’t remember
What is your favourite sport to watch? – Hockey and figure skating
Are you named after anyone? – No, I wish
What is your favourite non alcoholic drink? – Coffee
Have you ever been in love? – Many times
Do you sing in the shower? – God, no! Dogs and babies would cry.
Have you ever been arrested? – Nope, knock on wood.
What is your favourite holiday? – Christmas
Would you ever get plastic surgery? – Only if I was horribly disfigured from a disease or an accident. Otherwise, no. Work with what you got.
Have you ever caught a fish? – No
Do you have a crush on someone? – Yes, but it changes from time to time.
Name one thing you worry about running out of – Money and time
Do you crack your knuckles? – Yes
What song do you hate the most? – Too many…”Macarena”
What super power would you like to have? – Omnipotence
What’s your most annoying habit? – Procrastination
Where did you last go on vacation? – Dominican Republic
What is your best physical feature? – Shoulders
What CD is closest to you right now? – None, only mp3s now.
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? – cheese, milk, eggs
What superstition do you believe/practise? – Never read an old horoscope.
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? – Bird
What is your favourite saying? – Go hard or go home.
Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? – Peacefully