Help! Ever since the World Figure Skating Championships, I’ve had an huge crush on French skater Brian Joubert. Yes, I know that I said he could “suck it” on a previous post. I take it back. When he crashed and burned on his long program, I felt so sad. The despondent look on his face….This is precisely why I avoid pet stores. I’m a sucker for looks of longing.
Of course, this is nothing but a harmless school-girl crush. It will obviously go NOWHERE. But, what bugs me is the fact that I am many, many (I exaggerate, of course!) years removed from school. Crushes are adolescent and for the young. I am happily married mother for the love of God! So, why am I looking up B-Jou (Yes, I’ve coined a nickname for him) on Wikipedia? Is this how stalkers start out?
A while back, my friend posted a note about a “safe list” on Facebook. Basically, it’s compilation of the people that you would definitely “do” (why am I beating around the bush?) without fear of reprisal.
OK, it’s all very silly. Definitely very high school. But, I came up with my own list. And, I didn’t feel guilty. Because, it’s all FANTASY! I may be married but I’m not dead.
Maybe I should ask my hubby who would be on his safe list?