What to post? What to post?
Lately, my son has been going through this “I don’t want to lie still to get my diaper changed because I want to see everything NOW” phase. It’s been incredibly frustrating. I’ve tried singing to him, giving him toys to play with, and outright pleading. But, to no avail. No matter how quickly I try to get that diaper on (or his clothes for that matter), he manages to squirm away. It’s fun to be naked and all. But, come on! Short of strapping him down, I don’t know what else to do.
He also wants to touch his…wiener. Is this a boy thing? I’ve asked my husband about this. He said that he’s just checking himself out. Guys do this all the time. Why? It’s not going anywhere. Why don’t women have this type of insecurity? I don’t get it. It’s fine and all. But, I wish that my son would pick his moments. Touching himself when I’m trying to change a poopy diaper is not apropos.
My son is also due for a vaccination. But, he had an accident the other day and now has a black eye. He was cruising along the furniture and slipped. Sigh. Luckily, he didn’t cry, pass out or vomit. I’m resigned to the fact that this may be the first of many. However, I’m afraid to take him to the doctor lest I get the third degree about exactly how he got injured. I know that it’s to make sure that the child’s welfare is being taken care of. But, it’s a bit nerve-wracking. I remember a friend’s daughter who took a tumble off the second stair at home. When she exhibited signs of a concussion, she was brought to the ER. The grilling that my friend got from the nurses on duty was pretty intense. Of course, they’re just doing their job. Still, I think I could do without the disdain and judgement.
Other than that, things are pretty kosher!