Okay. I don’t like Jennifer Aniston. I’ve never have. I realize that it’s not fair of me to say that since I obviously don’t know her personally. She’s successful in what she does and she doesn’t seem to be hurting anyone. But I can’t stand her. I’m not a big fan of “Friends”. Her character “Rachel” was beyond pathetic – just marginally better than “Ross” (whine much?). Although, I have to admit I did cop out and get that “Rachel-do” back in the day. It looked fantastic. But, unless you had a Hollywood hair stylist at your disposal, it was hell to maintain. Overall, she’s not a bad actress. But, she just irks me. Maybe it’s her thin lips. I have a thing against thin lips. I know that’s unbalanced and irrational but we all have our quirks. I also don’t put milk on my cereal but that’s for another blog.
Should I feel sorry for her because she lost her man to Angelina Jolie? Somehow I don’t. I actually like Angelina. Hey, anyone that can go from incestuous Goth-punk to maternal Goodwill ambassador is definitely cooler and more interesting in my books. I consider Aniston to be very beige.
Well, she’s dating a younger man (John Mayer for those that don’t pay attention to the tabloids) and posed naked on the cover of GQ. Um, do I detect a pathetic sign of desperation borne out of a misguided need to feel relevant? Sorry, that was waaaay too wordy. But it’s like she’s saying, “Look at me! I’m still hot! I don’t need Brad. Angelina has nothing on me. I’m screwing a boy toy!”. I detect mid-life crisis. And, by the way, John Mayer is a douche-bag. He has gone on record saying that he only dates stupid chicks. Classy. I wouldn’t be thrilled to be getting Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds. Yes, I went there!
I have to point out that the timing of this cover is very suspect. After all, Brangelina are obviously very happy. They have successful careers, a great family life, and are recognized for their charity work. Me thinks this is Aniston’s attempt to steal their spotlight. How very Britney-Lindsay-Paris of her. Oh well. I hope she grows out of this phase. Seriously!